Concerned Rocketeers Against Parachutes

CRAP is a very real organization, founded with the intent to rid the hobby community of inaccurate and unsafe parachutes. It is far safer to light a second, landing motor mid-air while running a very simple successive convexification G-FOLD EDL algorithm through a multi-input/multi-output closed loop control system.

To learn how you can become a CRAP, please submit the properly notated derivation of the Navier-Stokes equations here.